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Barney: Mr. Davis, Mr. Davis. 

Sam: Oh, hey Barney.

Barney: Really preciate you giving me giving me a chance, here at North Texas Gutters.

Sam: Well, of course.

Barney: I mean, I know I gotta lot to learn ‘bout hangin’gutters, but, won’t let you down, sir.

Sam: Great, first thing is, you don’t need to call me sir.  

Barney: Oh, sorry. [serious] Mr. Davis.

Sam: No, I mean you don’t have to be so formal.

Barney: Ah gotcha, [over the top] wassuuuup, Mr. Davis?

Sam: That’s not what I… never…nevermind.

Barney: Oh, oh, Okay. 

Sam: Next thing,  Grandpa Bud taught me any job you do… you do it perfectly. 

Barney: Wow.  

Sam: And stand behind your work.

Barney: It’s easier to get the job done standing in front of it, don’t ya think, Mr. Davis?

Sam: [confused] Yes… but what I meant was, we guarantee the gutters won’t leak for 25 years.

Barney: [shocked] 25 years? When you say perfect, you mean it!

Sam: Now you got it. North Texas Gutters. Installed the way grandpa, Bud, would.

Sam: Hey Barney, what happened in here?

Barney: No need ta thank me, Mr. Davis.

Sam: Seriously, what’s goin’ on here?

Barney: Well… since North Texas Gutters can install your gutters next day…

Sam: or you don’t pay.

Barney: [quickly] That’s right… I thought that we should behave like a NASCAR pit crew.

Sam: A NASCAR pit crew?

Barney: Planned the routes so there’s no right-hand turns.

Sam: [confused] Okay???

Barney: Reorganized the inventory for optimal restockin’ of the vehicles.

Sam: Oh, that’s what I’m seeing.

Barney: Most importantly, Mr. Davis, ‘cause… Safety First… I got everyone brand new, fire rated, race suits… I, I… I mean uniforms.

Sam: Wow, uhm, thanks, Barney…

Barney: No thanks needed.

Sam: As thrilling as this sounds, we already have a system for installing gutters next day.

Barney: [little bit disappointed] Oh, okay.

Sam: But Barney… let’s keep the new inventory organization.  Grandpa Bud woulda liked it.

Barney: [excited] Grandpa Bud was a smart cookie.

Sam: Now you got it. North Texas Gutters. Installed the way grandpa Bud would.

Sam: Morning, Barney.  You’re looking tired.

Barney: [still waking] Wussup, Mr. Davis. Didn’t get much sleep.

Sam: How come?

Barney: Was fixin’ to go to bed last night and I membered you tellin’ me that North Texas Gutters only installs perfect gutters.

Sam: Well, yes, I said that Grandpa, Bud, taught me to only do a job if I was going to do it perfectly.

Barney: Well, shoot.  That got in my head.

Sam: How so?

Barney: I couldn’t help thinkin’ that since I’m still learnin’, might make a mistake.

Sam: Barney, you will do just fine.  Keep working with your trainer, Anthony.

Barney: Oh… and that’s the other thing.

Sam: What other thing?

Barney: Anthony told me that North Texas Gutters also guarantees gutter leaf protectors from cloggin’ for 25 years.

Sam: That’s right.

Barney: Well, shoot, if we guarantee everything all the time. Won’t we be outofa job?

Sam: You know how big North Texas is, right?

Barney: Ya… pertty big.

Sam: So, lots of gutters?

Barney: Yes, sir!

Sam: Now you got it. North Texas Gutters. Installed the way grandpa Bud would.