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Barney: Mr. Davis, Mr. Davis.
Sam: Oh, hey Barney.
Barney: Really preciate you giving me giving me a chance, here at North Texas Gutters.
Sam: Well, of course.
Barney: I mean, I know I gotta lot to learn ‘bout hangin’gutters, but, won’t let you down, sir.
Sam: Great, first thing is, you don’t need to call me sir.
Barney: Oh, sorry. [serious] Mr. Davis.
Sam: No, I mean you don’t have to be so formal.
Barney: Ah gotcha, [over the top] wassuuuup, Mr. Davis?
Sam: That’s not what I… never…nevermind.
Barney: Oh, oh, Okay.
Sam: Next thing, Grandpa Bud taught me any job you do… you do it perfectly.
Barney: Wow.
Sam: And stand behind your work.
Barney: It’s easier to get the job done standing in front of it, don’t ya think, Mr. Davis?
Sam: [confused] Yes… but what I meant was, we guarantee the gutters won’t leak for 25 years.
Barney: [shocked] 25 years? When you say perfect, you mean it!
Sam: Now you got it. North Texas Gutters. Installed the way grandpa, Bud, would.
Sam: Hey Barney, what happened in here?
Barney: No need ta thank me, Mr. Davis.
Sam: Seriously, what’s goin’ on here?
Barney: Well… since North Texas Gutters can install your gutters next day…
Sam: or you don’t pay.
Barney: [quickly] That’s right… I thought that we should behave like a NASCAR pit crew.
Sam: A NASCAR pit crew?
Barney: Planned the routes so there’s no right-hand turns.
Sam: [confused] Okay???
Barney: Reorganized the inventory for optimal restockin’ of the vehicles.
Sam: Oh, that’s what I’m seeing.
Barney: Most importantly, Mr. Davis, ‘cause… Safety First… I got everyone brand new, fire rated, race suits… I, I… I mean uniforms.
Sam: Wow, uhm, thanks, Barney…
Barney: No thanks needed.
Sam: As thrilling as this sounds, we already have a system for installing gutters next day.
Barney: [little bit disappointed] Oh, okay.
Sam: But Barney… let’s keep the new inventory organization. Grandpa Bud woulda liked it.
Barney: [excited] Grandpa Bud was a smart cookie.
Sam: Now you got it. North Texas Gutters. Installed the way grandpa Bud would.
Sam: Morning, Barney. You’re looking tired.
Barney: [still waking] Wussup, Mr. Davis. Didn’t get much sleep.
Sam: How come?
Barney: Was fixin’ to go to bed last night and I membered you tellin’ me that North Texas Gutters only installs perfect gutters.
Sam: Well, yes, I said that Grandpa, Bud, taught me to only do a job if I was going to do it perfectly.
Barney: Well, shoot. That got in my head.
Sam: How so?
Barney: I couldn’t help thinkin’ that since I’m still learnin’, might make a mistake.
Sam: Barney, you will do just fine. Keep working with your trainer, Anthony.
Barney: Oh… and that’s the other thing.
Sam: What other thing?
Barney: Anthony told me that North Texas Gutters also guarantees gutter leaf protectors from cloggin’ for 25 years.
Sam: That’s right.
Barney: Well, shoot, if we guarantee everything all the time. Won’t we be outofa job?
Sam: You know how big North Texas is, right?
Barney: Ya… pertty big.
Sam: So, lots of gutters?
Barney: Yes, sir!
Sam: Now you got it. North Texas Gutters. Installed the way grandpa Bud would.




























































































